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ntbx:

My future husband probably laid up with his girl right now thinking they gone last forever and shit..Yeah alright, see yo ass in a couple years.

(via imissforeverandalways)

(via laughcentre)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via unshaped)

nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

(via unshaped)

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

(via lemolah-deactivated20170426)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(via happiest)

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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

"

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Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

(Source: CNN, via marxstroyer)

kohwala:

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

straya

(via yelled)

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(via little-girl-whysosad)

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”

(via givingblowjobs)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

(via 50shadesof-fuck-you)

brookeelizabeths:

my only talent is being able to cry over everything

(via 230999999-deactivated20140921)